American Museum of Fly Fishing Apparently Run by Morons

Just heard from an unimpeachable source that the American Museum of Fly Fishing is going to make none other than VP Dick Cheney--the Anti-Christ of trout and all things wild--the guest of honor at its spring meeting. I had thought that this outfit had a modicum of common sense. Obviously, I was mistaken.

Restore firearms ban in national parks

I too worry that Dubya’s toadying to the NRA will make the parks more dangerous. But I’m a lot less concerned about people than wildlife. What happens when a Denny Crane type sees a grizzly stand up and sniff the air or imagines that a wolf is looking at him hungrily? Anyone scared enough