Farm Bureau text in state report

From my pal in Iowa:

Some of us on the green side knew the report had been required and was being written and knew it would have to be a bombshell for better or worse, given the enormity of the problem. But I'm not sure any of us anticipated that the Dark Side of the Force would overplay its hand like this. As someone who has suffered every week through often-horrible purple propaganda prose on the IFB website, I am delighted to see their writing in THIS context!