Heard Around the Nation 24

A word about this regular section: It contains only outrageous, outlandish, and disturbing pontification. Any sensible, progressive, or intelligent statement will be instantly punted into cyberspace. One Bill Fouhy writes (in part) in his hometown paper, The Billings Gazette: “….I suggest that a state or federal order be established that orders the Defenders of Wildlife to pay a $1,000 bounty for every wolf killed in Montana by a rancher, farmer, hunter or any other citizen. Of this $1,000 bounty, $500 would go into a fund to help compensate the local ranchers and farmers for their livestock damage and losses. The other $500 would go to the person who kills the wolf as a reward and payment for their kindness….”