Heard Around the Nation 22

A word about this regular section: It contains only outrageous, outlandish, and disturbing pontification. Any sensible, progressive, or intelligent statement will be instantly punted into cyberspace. From the ATV chatroom “Thumpertalk.” I am informed by a friend that a professor teaching catch-up freshman English at a state university is now using this site as a teaching tool--to show her students examples of bad writing: “I've been riding 40 years and rarely ride where it is legal. The best riding areas are in the places signed "Wilderness". No woops and not crowded.”